It’s not the end of the world if you forgot Valentine’s Day. I’ve done it before, and I learned a valuable lesson: own up to it and beg for forgiveness. The wrong thing to do in that situation is lie about forgetting. She’s going to see right though you, ’cause you’re probably going to something dumb like I’ve listed below. Here are a few red flags to look for if you’re wondering whether or not your novio forgot it was Valentine’s Day.
I don’t even want to know whose grave you took these from and tried to pass them off as a romantic gesture.
He probably made a last minute stop at Spencer’s Gifts to get something “date-worthy.”
Let me guess: he rummaged through the expired candy in the dumpster behind CVS because the Valentine’s candy was already sold out.
TONY PHU / YOUTUBE
Nothing says romance like a squeaky, slobber-covered plushy.
FUNNY E CARDS / YOUTUBE / mitu
Who said romance was dead?
This is a whole new kind of “deflategate.”
DENNIS BEHM / FLICKR
The Yelp description did say it was secluded…
Late Show With Stephen Colbert / CBS
It’s almost like he didn’t plan.
CHARSTARLENETV / YOUTUBE
He’s convinced this is better than foreplay.
If only he had admitted he forgot it was Valentine’s Day, you could have done something way more fun. There’s always next year!